150 Halloween Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Funny Halloween Jokes

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries.
Why are ghosts so bad at communicating? They ghost you.
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
How do monsters like their eggs? Terror-fried.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he wanted a light snack.
What is a monster's favorite type of pet? Creepy crawlies.
How do you know a mummy caught a cold? He starts coffin.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
What is the mummy's holiday job? Gift wrapper.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
Why are vampires easily fooled? They're suckers.
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What did the skeleton say to the dog? Bone-appétit!
Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
Why was the witch’s broom late? It swept in at the last minute.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy corns.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do vampires have no friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How does a zombie rack up the biggest sack of candy? With dead-ication to trick-or-treating.
Why did the goblin bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
What’s a goblin’s favorite cheese? Monster-ella.
Why don’t mummies eat at buffets? They can’t handle the wraps!
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
Why don’t bats live alone? They like to hang out with their friends.
Why did the alien go to school? To improve his space grades.
What do aliens say on Halloween? Trick or treat, earthlings!
How do aliens hold a party? They planet.
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a bop.
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they’re dead tired.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
What do goblins drink when they’re thirsty? Ghoul-aid.
Why do ghosts hate rain? It dampens their spirits.
How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare spray.
What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck tarines.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
What type of plants do well on All Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She has bad blood.
What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy corns.
What type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
How do ghosts do math? They add with ghoul-metric patterns.
What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
Why don’t mummies participate in sports? They’re afraid of getting unraveled.
How do ghosts travel? On a scare-plane.
What does a witch ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
Why did the witch fail her test? She couldn’t spell.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
How do witches play loud music? On their broom box.
What do witches serve at their tea parties? Brewed tea.
Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
What do you call a skeleton who tells lies? A phoney baloney!
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
What’s a spider’s favorite trick? Web-building.
How do you know a spider is having fun? It’s bouncing on its web!
Why don’t spiders go to school? They learn everything on the web.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite hobby? Rattling chains.
Why don’t ghosts make good comedians? They have no body language.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.
Why did the devil throw a party? Because he liked a hell of a time.
How do devils send mail? Via fiendish delivery.
What’s a devil’s favorite dance? The fiery tango.
What do you call a happy ghost? A jolly ghoul.
Why do ghouls like holidays? They can take a fright-cation.
What’s a ghost’s favorite weather? Fog.
What did the ghost bring to the picnic? A boo-lon sandwich.
When does a ghost get excited? When he’s in high spirits.
What do ghosts do at midnight? They have a scare-a-thon.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
Why was the werewolf arrested? For moonlighting.
What did the werewolf say after a long day? I’m dog-tired.
What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? Boo-bab.
How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried.
Why don’t werewolves do well in school? They’re a little ruff.
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Peek-a-boo.
Why did the ghost bring string to the party? To tie up loose ends.
What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!
What do you call a fat goblin? A gob-belly.
Why do goblins go trick-or-treating? For the gobbling!
What do you call a witch who is a poor speller? Dysspellia.
How does a witch tell time? She looks at her watch clock.
What do witches study in school? Spelling.
Why did the werewolf start a blog? To keep a howl-log.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite film? Howl’s Moving Castle.
Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? She was a full-time harpy.
What do you call a haunted sheep? A baaa-d spirit.
Why do ghosts like to play on swings? They love to go boo-back and forth.
What do ghosts use to clean their homes? Dust busters.
Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his education.
What did the zombie say to his date? You’re drop-dead gorgeous!
Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? They prefer fingers separately.
Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He felt a little faint.
What do you call a rowdy ghost? A polter-guest.
What’s the devil’s favorite type of wine? Fiery red.
How does the devil make calls? On his hell-phone.
Why did the devil get a new pitchfork? The old one was too pronged.
Why were the ghosts so relaxed? They knew how to keep their spirits up.
What’s a ghost’s favorite ice cream? Boo-nana split.
Why did the ghost become a detective? He liked to get to the bottom of things.
What do you call a ghost with a broken nose? Flat-face.
What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
Why do ghosts love holidays? They can travel through sheets.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising regularly.
Why do ghosts love adventure books? They’re always intrigued by the plot.
What do you call a magical owl? Hoo-dini.
Why was the cemetery so popular? People were just dying to get in.
What’s a ghost’s favorite board game? Phantom-opoly.
Why do mummies never reveal their secrets? They’re all wrapped up.
What do you call a monster with no neck? Neckless.
Why did the monster eat a clock? It wanted a second helping.
What’s a monster’s least favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve – they hate first impressions.
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have spirit.
What did the ghost say to the comedian? I’m dying to laugh!
What did the ghost say when it sneezed? Boo!
Why are haunted houses such great investments? They have lots of potential.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin’ goblin.
Why don’t ghosts get lost? They always follow their instincts.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do you call a shy ghost? Bashful spirit.
What do witches like to eat for breakfast? Bagels with scream cheese.
What’s a ghost’s favorite song? Boohemian Rhapsody.
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians? They’re always being transparent.
What do ghosts call their mistakes? Boo-boos.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you’ll never guess!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you has my candy?
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do mummies like to put on top of their dessert? Whipped scream.
What kind of skin treatment do ghosts use? Vanishing cream.
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
What makes a baby mummy happy? Time with their mummy.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
What did the mummy film director say? That's a wrap!
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
Why do skeleton parents tell their kids to drink milk? It's good for their bones.

As we wrap up our spooky collection of Halloween jokes, remember that laughter is the key ingredient to a memorable celebration! With your home adorned with festive decorations and delicious food, these jokes will keep the spirit lively at any Halloween gathering. Cheers to a night filled with games, movie marathons, and funny Halloween jokes for a touch of spooky fun!